buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog
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threespooky4you:

lustrouslights:

I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is 

011011100110111101101110011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

why did i think this would be anything else

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puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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Source: puppymother Via: bastille
tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

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I don’t want to forget…

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-thg -mj 



Source: peetasalive Via: seaquell
averypottermormon:

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious

averypottermormon:

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious

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Source: morgrana Via: gallifrek
hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

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mychemicalbooks:

sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

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-fave 



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tardis-mind-palace:

dan-phil-phandom:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Ben. Then you have martin in the reflection laughing.

THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM OG MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COSPLAYER HOLY SHIT

tardis-mind-palace:

dan-phil-phandom:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Ben.
Then you have martin in the reflection laughing.

THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM OG MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COSPLAYER HOLY SHIT

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darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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basedbridget:

A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names

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-pjo 



Source: basedbridget Via: burdge

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

image

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i can’t tell if i regret this or not yet

This shit was funny

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ALH